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Black Scratch Magic

by DUKE RONDO

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1.
Hush now I feel safe Snuggling down in my estate Now here... see my floor, hardwood, hardwired to my bones And I’d like to show you the upstairs But there’s something screaming sick up there And I’ve just received an envelope It says the only thing I owe is my eternal soul It’s red stamped, blood sealed, says my name When I opened it up it opened up my veins And my blood soaked into the walls Oh yeah did you see the cupboard in the hall It’s boho rustic I bought it used Now I swear I hear it whispering to grab a noose But I can’t leave, I can hardly breathe, I’m supposed to be an adult I can hardly speak It’s red stamped, blood sealed, says my name When I opened it up it opened up my veins I swear I used to have a housemate But now he’s gone and the rent is two days too late Help my house is eating me Masticating oh so slowly Dining out on my rib cage Ever so responsibly And the world keeps on turning And my body parts are churning So I’ll sing one final song Before i meet my end in number 10 My house is trying to eat me My house is trying to eat me My house is trying to eat me My fucking house is eating me Help my house is eating me Masticating my broken body Dining out on my rib cage Ever so politely And the world keeps on turning And my body parts are churning Join me for one final song Before I meet my end in number 10
2.
Are you sleeping? Are you dreaming? When your eyes glaze, and you blank your face, what is it that you are seeing? Are you riding interdimensional highways, traversing spiritual sidewalks and alleys, are you leaving me? Please, are you leaving me? Please don’t lie…. I see the aleph in your eye If you care for me, And you care for you, But you don't believe, But you don't believe Are we seeing? Are we breathing? Who is that man briefcase in his hand, Who talks in his cosmic business slang? Is he killing me? Cus it feels like he’s killing me If you care for me, And you care for you, But you don't believe, But you don't believe If you care for me, And you care for you, But you don't believe, But you don't believe
3.
On a Tuesday afternoon flowers bloomed and you kneed me in the head The skin broke and I trickled red where you kneed me in the head My skull split right down the middle and I laughed then when you said Open wide let me climb inside 'because I kneed to be needed' You got inside my head You got inside my head
4.
I’m possessed, f*cking possessed, I’m a productive man I’m hypomanic, allergenic, I’ve been up since 6 am I’m business now, I’m business then, I’m business all the time I do some pull-ups, and I walk the dog, all while wearing a tie I’m screaming internally Oh my god I’ve got some sh*t to do and I’m late I’ll never be a success if I procrastinate Don’t take my to-do list from me Cos I got sh*t to do! And I need to improve I’m just not good enough For me Or you I’m just not good enough I'll never be enough, oh f*ck! I’m possessed, f*cking possessed, I’m a productive man I’m hypomanic, hypomanic, I’ve been up since 5 am I’m screaming internally Oh my god I’ve got some sh*t to do and I’m late I’ll never be a success if I procrastinate Don’t take my to-do list from me Cos I got sh*t to do! And I need to improve I’m just not good enough For me Or you I’m just not good enough I'll never be enough, oh f*ck! I’m a f*cking lazy piece of shit ... Nah I’m okay…
5.
Hellhounds 04:38
Tasting is believing Stop wasting your time Little bottles of poison Flavoured with lime I don't know Nobody knows Hellhounds coming round Falling down On me Going down to the town Flailing as the alarms sound Fingers point up to the sky As fire rains down I don't know Nobody knows Hellhounds coming round Falling down On me The smell is more than you could believe what it could be It's a hellish, stormy, scary night Scooby doo bip...
6.
I cast a spell to make you real I bled myself for what could be I spun this world, you best believe I broke it down, tore it out, for just fifteen I dreamt you up and into my arms And now we’ll tap dance to the unseen We met out by the old oak tree Where you rose up, and smiled, smiled for me. So now we drink and scratch and claw and dance, dance till we bleed We’re barefoot dancing on the beach And we hear the drumming from inside our minds We’re chanting dead from the ditch I do believe We’re praying for the Eldrich We’re barefoot dancing on the beach And we hear them playing from an ancient time We’re chanting dead from the ditch so take my hand We’ll pray to the Eldritch We'll pray to the Eldritch I hear those big black dogs are howling They're partying the world away Their fires burn the cities down And all we can do is howl along I know it ain’t that much to see But I brought you back… for just fifteen Now on the ocean horizon Vast eyes, welcome oblivion So now we drink and scratch and claw and dance, dance till we bleed We’re barefoot dancing on the beach And we hear the drumming from inside our minds We’re chanting dead from the ditch I do believe We’re praying for the Eldrich We’re barefoot dancing on the beach You and me and there’s just fifteen But our time is up and we’re washed away in light Dancing one more goodbye I know it ain’t that much to see But I brought you back… for just fifteen
7.
Moving On 02:01
I’m moving on I got my bags all packed My books all stacked I’m ready for shipping on Look at our empty room Remember the time that we did that thing I made you cry and you made me sing I love you I love the things we did in this house I love that we love what we did in this house I’ve got to go away to come back another day I’ve got to go away

about

This COVID-19 virus has affected us all in strange ways. Honestly, it scared me. I found myself constantly worried about family and friends and my own broken lungs. I've suffered pretty bad asthma most of my life, been hospitalised a couple of times for it. I'm not convinced that my lungs could handle the big CV.

I don't know why... but this constant worry, along with being stuck in the house, forced me to pick up an electric guitar for the first time in ten years and rock out to an AI drummer called Kyle.

Over a couple of weeks we banged out a few blues tunes for the doomer generation.

It's been a nice escape for me. Hopefully for you, too.

I recorded the songs from my living room, my garage, and even out in the middle of the woods with the foxes and deer and the occasionally confused jogger... and we came out with an EP called BLACK SCRATCH MAGIC.

Written (mostly) and recorded (99%) during the quarantine 2020.

Lots of love,
Luke & Kyle

www.lukekondor.com
www.twitter.com/lukeofkondor

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released April 15, 2020

@LukeofKondor - everything but the drums
Kyle - A cocky AI drummer who doesn't do what he's told

Album art by Iain Laurie

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DUKE RONDO Nottingham, UK

Didn't pick up an electric guitar for just about ten years.

Then I did.

Then I wrote this bio thing.

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